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Why the MLM Gurus and Icons Hate The World’s Laziest Networker

Saw this picture on Facebook today ~ we all see these types pictures and quotes all the time. Usually posted by Network Marketers, Internet Marketers or Multi Level Marketers trying to get you to buy something or opt for something, right.  Ironically not this person though.  🙂


If I could figure out why this is so popular I’d be as smart as Zuckerberg himself.

Social Media seems more a place to pontificate with famous people quotes and political ravings. Although I have to say I believe that sites like Facebook could make a real difference in the world if everyone would use it to spread the word about the injustices in the world – but don’t just inform; offer a solution!!!

This picture and quote is a perfect example.

Great, talk to the elephant ~ thanks alot for the advise but how the hell do I do that?

My hope is that when you see these silly posts that you take action and find out how to accomplish this feat or other.

But how much better would the world be if the instructions on how to talk to the elephant were included or how to make your attitude determine your altitude… or some other wonderful useless quote.

And those that rant about Obama, GMO (me), Taxes or the myriad of issues used to distract us from the truth. When you post one of these things that outraged you; a solution must be included. You have to also post some kind of solution…. It should be the law of social media. No ranting or complaining without a equal opportunity to do something about it.

Anyway back to the Elephant.

Ya, ya people are always spouting off about your attitude, your goals, your why, be positive, on and on and on but no one and I mean NO ONE give you any solution.

No one gives you the directions of HOW to achieve this great attitude we are all supposed to maintain. Especially all those Gurus and Icons that hate The World’s Laziest Networker.

So why do they ‘hate‘ the World’s Laziest Networker?

Well, they probably don’t ‘hate‘ him…..it’s more about ‘human nature’…..people tend to not like what they do not understand……it’s the basis for prejudice, eh?

Maybe they are just doing what they were taught and the don’t realize that people need the directions, the skills.  But the real problem people, the, ahem, gurus peddling ‘secrets’ have with the Laziest Networker is 2 fold.   First, he makes it clear that there are not really any ‘secrets’ and, secondly, you can build a big, big business very part time.

See, some MLMers cannot understand, so they decide to ‘not believe’ that you can build a big business in under 12 hours a week.   Period.   This means someone who has done OK income-wise but worked full time to get there would have to admit there is a better way.   Ut-oh…..that means the ‘secrets’ don’t hold water and that’s not so good if you are in the secret selling business.

I know, because I saw it happen, several times, one can easily build this business to gangster money very part time once they believe that is true and learn the mindset [no, not some ‘feel good’ POP motivational nonsense], and the skills.   That is a 1-2 punch I saw developed, defined, refined and work…..for him, myself and 1000s that ‘get it’.

The suffering with MLM, leads, politics inside groups, fear, and doubt can end as soon as you decide there must be a better way and surrender to the simple idea of embracing a 4000 year old truth…..

THINK!  Think to when you were a kid and the future seems unlimited.  Today, most people have lost that spot.   You’ve got to get back to that spot, to that moment you believed your future was going to be incredible……because, within that spot is something very special.   Access to a power that will virtually manifest thoughts on demand.  I know, I’ve seen this happen over and over and over again……and NO…..this is not ‘self help’ feel warm and fuzzy stuff.  You have to know where this power is,  how to access it, claim it and use it.

For most people this seems like ‘Aladdin Lamp’ nonsense but I can assure you this is the reason people tend to be highly critical of this Lazy Networker thing.   You’ll discover, if you really look and experience the MKMMA [it’s a free course, don’t worry, not pitch coming], that no one who goes through it doubts the power and ability to create change on demand.

Not so easy in this world that is telling you, with every single opportunity it gets, that you are NOT good enough. Not smart enough, not skinny enough, not pretty enough. DOWN WITH DISNEY!!! Princesses suck! Prince Charming only cares about one thing if you know what it mean! That’s reality! And in such a crazy whirlwind reality, with 1000 things screaming at you from all directions, you need the instructions, the direction, and answers on how to get this wonderful positivity attitude that everyone is supposed to have already….. ya right.

So, here we are.  A defining moment for you.   Go with the ‘gurus and icons’ view of stuff or investigate …..free.   And that word free is another problem so people have who feel they are in competition with Mark, The World’s Laziest Networker.   How can he keep giving all this stuff that actually works, away, free?   More prejudice 🙂  That kind of thinking make it clear, once you learn and apply the Master Key System the way he teaches it……why success will never come from people leveraging inexperience & fear, selling secrets or leads.

So I am tired of all the rhetoric and mindless spouting and ranting and I have some solutions for you. If you take the FREE Master Key Mastermind Alliance course you get the answers you yearn for, locate the power to manifest and learn the simple truth behind all self sustaining success.

Silence, “Shut the Heck Up” Is More Like It – Week 20

Silence is nearly impossible for me. Going into the silence – are you kidding Mr. Haanel?

Is it me or does anyone else find it practically impossible to silence their mind for more than a minute or 2. If I’m lucky!

This is my second time through the Master Key System. Without any reservation I will say that the first time was easier.

Easy is not a word to be used at all when we are talking about Charles Haanel’s Master Key System. Simple? Yes very. But easy NO!

Silence! HA! For 15 minutes or more HA! HA! Last time through I spent 15 minutes every morning “meditating”. I figured this time I’d add 5 minutes so I’m up to 20 minutes now. Sometimes it goes really well and I can feel my mind relax – when I did this a year or so ago sometimes I even fell asleep! This really peaceful deep sleep that was easy to wake up from.

Not so much this time. Maybe it’s because I have totally changed my lifestyle. Completely uprooted my entire life and moved so far from everything I’ve ever known. Or maybe it’s this whole multi-generational home we have thrown ourselves into, never done that before either. I don’t know but it’s definitely different this time. In a really interesting way. I am really curious to see how it all shakes out kind of way. That a great change. Curious instead of fearful, worried, scared or some other useless waste of energy.

Sometimes it goes badly, like this morning. I could not get my mind to shut the hell up. OMGosh! OK, I tell myself, “Time for http://mkmmacourse.com, Master Key Systemsilence…..” Oh shoot I forgot I have to grill all that chicken today, crap I hope it hasn’t gone bad in the fridge…. Man that fridge it small I can’t wait to pick out my own new one…. Nothing too fancy just bigger….. But thank God I have that freezer…. Don’t forget to put the baking soda in the freezer…… Oh Davene, stop it it’s time for silence, concentrate on your breath. Quite….. Oh did I send that email, I think I did no I’ll have to check…… Did I deposit the checks…… Now that I have that new Twitter account I’m going to have a million emails in that box……. I have to go thru my big email box I have so much stuff in there to clean out, speaking of cleaning out my car is a disaster……. STOP IT! Quiet, silence, go to the happy place……… I really would rather have that big pink house, but I’ll find a great place here that has a room where I can go and be quiet…… HA! alot of good that will do I can’t silence this crazy mind of mine…… and no one bothering me, it’s hard enough to get into silence when I don’t even have a room of my own….. speaking of silence. Davene shut the hell up and be silent……… BTW who the heck am I talking to anyway…….

So that goes on for 20 minutes – I set a timer on my phone and I hear that go off and I didn’t get a minute of peace. Not today anyway, but some days I do. But I’ll tell you this no one should spend any time in my head without adult supervision, including me! The Master Key Master Mind Alliance is that adult supervision!

When I hear and read about these people who can go into a meditative state and concentrate so fully I feel a little envy. (Yes, I eliminate envy) I think there must be some trick, like so many people think there is a trick to our network marketing industry, but I know intellectually there is no trick. Not with concentrated meditation and not with network marketing.

http://worldslaziestnetworker.comIt’s about practice, diligent daily practice and knowing my primary objective no matter what I am doing. The Master Key System teaches us that and if you read Emmet Fox, Joseph Campbell, Og, The Bible, the list goes on and on, they will all tell you. What you concentrate on grows, The Law of Growth, right?

So horribly simple, not so easy but I will not move off my belief that if I continue to try, continue to move forward, continue to focus on my DMP it’s all going to work out better than I ever imagined. It actually already has, but I want more. 🙂

Blessings and believe,